Crystallophobia*chink*Hi, my name is Fred Miller, but my family calls me Freddy. Um, the date today is… November 14th of 2012. This is a recording of my progress through my phobia. It wasn’t my idea; it was Ms. Garder’s, my therapist. For starters, and for those who don’t know or whoever is going to listen to this, I have a fear of glass. Actually, not just glass, but windows and plastic cups too. I’m pretty much afraid of anything that’s transparent. Anything solid that you can see through. I know what you’re probably thinking, “This is ridiculous. They’re probably just making this up to get attentio
Jade Heaven and Vampiric Hell The castle stood at the top of the hill, close enough to see that in a high window stood a beautiful wood elf. She was the queen of the Forest of Jade. The leafs were known to look a bright green and shine in the sunlight like real jade. The queen herself was named Florida and she had long, glistening blonde hair and skin as dark as her forest's trees. She stood above her land, staring out at the rising sun that would alight her land with birds chirping and music. As the sun had finally reached above the horizon she was greeted not by the sound of the morning harpists, but by a loud scream. It was that of a mixture of a bird squawk and
My Haiku of AwesomeAwesomely dancesStands proud as everyone slumpsRuns with unicorns
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